House Of Blues is the perfect date spot. "Perfect," as in if the girl is cool with you taking her here, you have the cheapest date in the history of 21st century romance. To clarify: we’re joking. Please, please, please—don’t bring your date here. It’s a corner store, just a place to buy booze. If you bring a girl here and call it a date, there’s little—zero—chance that you’ll need to use the place to buy condoms. -Review of House Of Blues